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Post by Arrianna on Aug 30, 2006 17:57:38 GMT -5
(If you're in windows you rightclick on your desk top, go to properties, screen saver, and the little "power" button. Change your "turn off monitor", "turn off hard disks", and "system standby" to "never". Hit apply.)
Now your power bills go through the roof by leaving your computer on active mode all day! Bwahahahahahahah!!!
I wish that it wasn't so hard to meet new people after moving.
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Post by mickster on Aug 30, 2006 18:46:20 GMT -5
Thanks, Arrianna. I set it to stay on for an hour. It's so cute, it's the aquarium and the fish are so real looking.
Granted, you meet a bunch of people while you're out shopping but they're a big motorcycle gang and they want to come to your house for a bbq!
I wish I had some whipping cream to make ice cream........have to wait until Friday!
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Post by allezcuisine on Aug 30, 2006 21:06:04 GMT -5
Granted, it's your turn to milk the cows!
I wish I lived on 5 acres.
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Post by herringchoker on Aug 31, 2006 21:02:58 GMT -5
Granted, but your property is covered in poison ivy and poison oak.
I wish I could play a musical instrument.
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Post by Arrianna on Sept 1, 2006 18:44:40 GMT -5
Granted. You learned to play the Kazoo.
I wish that I could speak Japanese.
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Post by mickster on Sept 1, 2006 21:57:44 GMT -5
Granted, but once you learn Japanese, no one speaks it anymore and no one can understand you!
Wish I could find a Halloween party to go to
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Post by herringchoker on Sept 2, 2006 10:27:06 GMT -5
Granted - you're invited to the best Halloween party in town, but can't find a costume to wear.
I wish I had a cleaning lady.
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Post by Arrianna on Sept 2, 2006 11:39:50 GMT -5
granted. she cleans out your clestet and throws away all your heirlooms.
I wish that I could see the wind.
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Post by allezcuisine on Sept 2, 2006 12:35:27 GMT -5
Granted, you can't see anything else besides the wind now.
I wish I could have a virtual pet, a pet that is self sufficient.
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Post by Arrianna on Sept 6, 2006 20:51:06 GMT -5
Granted. It didn't like you and ran away.
I wish that everyone's favorite color would be the color green.
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Post by mickster on Sept 7, 2006 12:42:15 GMT -5
Granted, you can't see anything else besides the wind now. I wish I could have a virtual pet, a pet that is self sufficient. I have a puppy that runs on batteries, one of those wrinkled Chinese things. It is soft and cuddly, too. A guy gave it to me when I retired from work. Never poops anywhere.
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Post by mickster on Sept 7, 2006 12:46:06 GMT -5
Granted. It didn't like you and ran away. I wish that everyone's favorite color would be the color green. Granted but with everything being green because everybody liked it, no one could find their homes or kids or anything because they were all green! I wish I could get my home office cleaned up and keep it that way.
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Post by Arrianna on Sept 9, 2006 21:33:24 GMT -5
Granted, you lose your job and no longer need it.
I wish that the sun would go red (that would look so cool).
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Post by allezcuisine on Sept 10, 2006 12:33:19 GMT -5
Granted, but now you made the sky black.....which oddly resembles the Kitchen Stadium message boards.
I wish I had a lime tree.
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Post by mickster on Sept 10, 2006 18:49:48 GMT -5
Granted, you get a lime tree but everyone steals the limes for their Margaritas!
I wish for everyone a pleasant day tomorrow, 9/11.
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