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Post by missteetheironchef on Nov 3, 2006 17:57:51 GMT -5
Granted, your meatloaf just exploded. With tons of habanero heat! hehehe
I wish I had a good chili dog.
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Post by mickster on Nov 4, 2006 15:36:47 GMT -5
Granted, the dog pound sent you over a dog named Chili, he's really hot!
I wish the post office would hire a decent mail carrier for this area, grrrrr.
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Post by missteetheironchef on Nov 6, 2006 16:08:09 GMT -5
Granted, the mail carrier was no other than, hmmm....Sakai-San!
I wish for a great Indian Summer weather.
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Post by Arrianna on Nov 7, 2006 14:21:05 GMT -5
Granted, the winter turns to summer and starts off a 10 year drought.
I wish that colds would turn into energy boosters.
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Post by mickster on Nov 13, 2006 11:50:31 GMT -5
Granted, you now have a closet full of bottled cold energy booster but it smells so bad everyone moved out of your house!
I feel like a bowl of rice crispies with all my bones snapping, crackling and popping. I wish it would stop!
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Post by missteetheironchef on Nov 13, 2006 15:03:11 GMT -5
granted, your body is a rice krispy!
I wish there is no monday!
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Post by mickster on Nov 25, 2006 14:35:10 GMT -5
Granted, Monday has disappeared into oblivion. Now there are two Tuesdays. Waaaa (oh wait, I'm retired, what do I care!)
I wish I could get some recent information on the Sakai.
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Post by Arrianna on Nov 25, 2006 23:13:54 GMT -5
Granted, he just retired. I wish that electricity was free.
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Post by mickster on Nov 30, 2006 18:11:27 GMT -5
Granted, electricity is free but not available anymore. Everything is run on water, which costs a fortune to use.
I wish the weather would make up its mind.
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Post by Arrianna on Dec 2, 2006 13:45:14 GMT -5
Granted, the entire world is coated in ice.
I wish Christmas was twice a year.
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Post by mickster on Dec 6, 2006 19:24:00 GMT -5
Granted, Christmas comes twice and you are sent to a psychiatrist. I wish I could sleep through the night without waking up in the middle of it.
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Post by Arrianna on Dec 10, 2006 18:11:26 GMT -5
Granted, you sleep through two nights... and the day in between them. You just missed (fill in blank)'s birthday.
I wish that I had a personal maid to keep my house clean.
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Post by toph on Feb 23, 2007 16:32:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, she's an illegal immagrant, you were sent to jail
I wish I could really control the element Earth
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Post by Man Alive! on Feb 23, 2007 16:47:27 GMT -5
Granted- you learn to control the element Earth, but not well, and you cause massive earthquakes and worldwide destruction. I wish I ruled the world.
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Post by Sanji Himura on Feb 23, 2007 16:57:44 GMT -5
Granted, but the world that you wish to rule had a total market value of less than a nickel.
I wish I had a billion dollars that was given to me by Pepsi.
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